|Planet of Origin:||Earth|
|Original era:||20th Century|
|First Appearance:||Moon of Water|
|Portrayed By:||Samantha Fox|
Pippi (full name Pippa Paloma Green) was an associate of the Fifth and Sixth Inspectors. She was played by British model/actress/singer Samantha Fox in Seasons 21–23. Though she did a wonderful job with acting and affecting a more than credible Canadian accent, a certain segment of the Inspectrum fandom only ever talked about her physical attributes (e.g. "Pippi has two associates of her own").
- Legend has it that she won the part after BTV executives spotted a picture of her posing topless with a Blorgon on Page 3 of the Sun tabloid. This is not true: It was the Radio Times, the picture was on Page 5, and the Blorgon was the one that was topless.
- Pippi holds the record among all the Inspectors' associates for simultaneously receiving the most fan mail and the most complaints from media watchdogs when she appeared in her schoolgirl's uniform in her debut.
The Sergeant: "I am the Sergeant! I am your master!"
Pippi: "I am Pippa Paloma Green, and you can, like, take off, you hoser!"